Rita Rudner Quotes About Sports
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Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
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My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
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My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
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When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
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