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We have collected for you the TOP of Rita Rudner's best quotes about Dating! Here are collected all the quotes about Dating starting from the birthday of the Comedian – September 17, 1953! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 191 sayings of Rita Rudner about Dating. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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  • If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

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  • When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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  • A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

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Rita Rudner

  • Born: September 17, 1953
  • Occupation: Comedian
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