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We have collected for you the TOP of Rita Rudner's best quotes about Jewelry! Here are collected all the quotes about Jewelry starting from the birthday of the Comedian – September 17, 1953! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 191 sayings of Rita Rudner about Jewelry. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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  • My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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  • Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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    Rita Rudner (2008). “I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething”, p.86, Crown Archetype
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Rita Rudner

  • Born: September 17, 1953
  • Occupation: Comedian
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