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Rita Rudner Quotes About Parenting

We have collected for you the TOP of Rita Rudner's best quotes about Parenting! Here are collected all the quotes about Parenting starting from the birthday of the Comedian – September 17, 1953! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 191 sayings of Rita Rudner about Parenting. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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  • I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

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  • Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

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Rita Rudner

  • Born: September 17, 1953
  • Occupation: Comedian
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