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Rita Rudner Quotes About Sleep

We have collected for you the TOP of Rita Rudner's best quotes about Sleep! Here are collected all the quotes about Sleep starting from the birthday of the Comedian – September 17, 1953! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Rita Rudner about Sleep. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

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    Husband   Sleep   Needs  

  • All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

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    Sleep   Gun   Men  

  • Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

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    Funny   Humor   Sleep  

  • I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

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    Sleep   Alive   World  
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Rita Rudner

  • Born: September 17, 1953
  • Occupation: Comedian
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