Rita Rudner Quotes About Marriage
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
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