Rita Rudner Quotes About Money

We have collected for you the TOP of Rita Rudner's best quotes about Money! Here are collected all the quotes about Money starting from the birthday of the Comedian – September 17, 1953! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 191 sayings of Rita Rudner about Money. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

  • If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

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  • I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

  • They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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  • Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

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