Phyllis Diller Quotes About Housework

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  • I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

  • If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

  • I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

    "Phyllis Diller, zany humorist and comedy trailblazer, dies aged 95". www.theguardian.com. August 20, 2012.
  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

    Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)
  • Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

    Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.77, Penguin
  • The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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