Phyllis Diller Quotes About Home
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
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When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
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When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
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