Phyllis Diller Quotes About Giving
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Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
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I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
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Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
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If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.
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When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
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Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
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