Erma Bombeck Quotes About Wife
-
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
→ -
I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.
→ -
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.
→ -
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.
→ -
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
→ -
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
→
Related Authors
-
Dave Barry Author -
Jean Kerr Author -
Paul Laurence Dunbar Poet -
Ann Landers Columnist -
David Sedaris Humorist -
Fran Lebowitz Author -
Ambrose Bierce Journalist -
Andy Rooney Writer -
Bil Keane Cartoonist -
James Bovard Author -
Bennett Cerf Publisher -
John Lubbock Banker -
Helen Keller Author -
Phyllis Diller Comedienne -
Delia Ephron Author -
Rita Rudner Comedian -
William Congreve Playwright -
Hunter S. Thompson Journalist -
William F. Buckley, Jr. Author -
Phil Donahue Film writer