Irish Drinking Quotes
The best sayings about Irish Drinking that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
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Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
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I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.
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In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
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When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
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I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Work like you don't need the money.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
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The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
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It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
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I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.
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Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
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When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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