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  • What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

    Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.41, St. Martin's Press
  • Modern dancing is old fashioned.

    Funny   Witty   Dancing  
    "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
  • After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

    Witty   Years   Two  
    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

    Funny   Witty   Kids  
  • In Korean, my lyrics are witty and have twists. But translated into English, it doesn't come over. I've tried writing in English, just for me, but it doesn't work. I've got to know everything about a culture, and I don't.

    PSY
    Witty   Writing   Twists  
    "How Psy taught me Gangnam Style". Interview with Jay Rayner, www.theguardian.com. November 17, 2012.
  • The English never draw a line without blurring it.

    Winston Churchill (1950). “Europe Unite: Speeches 1947 and 1948”, London, Cassell
  • If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

    Funny   Sarcastic   Witty  
  • Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

  • I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

    Funny   Life   Hilarious  
    "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

    Funny   Sarcastic   Witty  
    Oscar Wilde (2014). “The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde”, p.13, Courier Corporation
  • Hemingway was a jerk.

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.

    Witty   Rose   Serious  
  • For me, a male image that I'm really moved by is somewhere between of Oscar Wilde type of a male: the fop, the long hair, the suits, too witty for his own good, incredibly smart, scathingly funny - all that. But then my other ideal is more like the Buddhist monk - the shaved head, actually someone who sublimates their sexuality.

    Witty   Buddhist   Smart  
    Aperture Magazine, 1999.
  • We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

    Witty   Sex   Believe  
  • Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

  • he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

    Witty   Stupid   Humorous  
  • What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

    Dream   Witty   Humorous  
    "Without Feathers". Book by Woody Allen (from the play "God"), May 12, 1975.
  • When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

    Funny   Witty   Humorous  
    George Burns (1986). “Dear George: advice & answers from America's leading expert on everything from A to B”, G K Hall & Co
  • Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

    Funny   Life   Birthday  
    Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.
  • The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

    Witty   Style   Execution  
    Edgar Allan Poe (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)”, p.3363, Delphi Classics
  • The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

    Witty   Art   Jobs  
    "Fictional character: Gertrude Stein". "Midnight in Paris", www.imdb.com. 2011.
  • The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

    Josh Lanyon (2009). “The Dickens with Love”, p.20, Samhain Publishing
  • Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

    Motto of The Revolution (newspaper), 8 Jan. 1868
  • There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

  • Room service? Send up a larger room.

    Funny   Witty   Crazy  
    Room Service (motion picture) (1938). Screenplay by Morrie Ryskind.
  • A fool and his words are soon parted.

    'Essays on Men, Manners, and Things' 'On Reserve' in 'Works in Verse and Prose' (1764) vol. 2
  • The truth is more important than the facts.

    Wise   Witty   Truth  
    Frank Lloyd Wright (2014). “Letters to Architects”, p.170, Elsevier
  • I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

    Funny   Witty   Sorry  
  • This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that you are in competition with one another. You're up for a promotion. If they go for a woman, it'll be between you and Barbara. Don't be fooled. You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.

    Witty   Careers   People  
  • This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender. It saves us hours of witty repartee.

    Girl   Witty   Kissing  
    Lisa Kleypas (2008). “A Wallflower Christmas: A Novel”, p.35, Macmillan
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