Henny Youngman Quotes About Giving
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
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He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
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When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
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I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
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The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
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