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George Carlin Quotes About Death

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Death! Here are collected all the quotes about Death starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 5 sayings of George Carlin about Death. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

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    George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

  • Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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  • Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

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  • I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

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    George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

  • If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

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    George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion
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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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