Amway Quotes

• All of which is mostly bullshit. The reality is that it's just like any other Ponzi scheme: the guys at the top are doing pretty well, but the guys on the bottom are doing Amway pitches in trailer parks.

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  Tod Goldberg

  Reality   Bullshit   Guy  

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac.

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  Michael Moore

  Hard Work   Thinking   Guarantees That  

  "Is Michael Moore Pro-Piracy: Illegal Copies of “Capitalism: A Love Story” Inspiring OWS?" by Anthony Kaufman, www.indiewire.com. December 6, 2011.

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• I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

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  Jon Stewart

  Amway   Refrigerators  

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• Amway gets people into a new life of excitement, promise, profit, and hope.

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  Jay Van Andel

  People   Promise   New Life  

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• Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!

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  Richard Jeni

  Football   Team   People  

  "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". 2005.

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• The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.

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  Dale Dauten

  Opportunity   Names   Insightful  

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