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  • When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

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  • The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

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  • Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms -- so familiar at this time of year -- can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain.

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    "Waging Germ Warfare". www.miamiherald.com. December 27, 2009.
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Dave Barry

  • Born: July 3, 1947
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