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  • I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

    "Bertrand Russell's Greatest Paradox was His Faith" by Dan Delzell, www.christianpost.com. November 4, 2011.
  • The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

  • There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.

    Bertrand Russell (2009). “The Basic Writings of Bertrand Russell”, p.370, Routledge
  • We are told that Sin consists in acting contrary to God's commands, but we are also told that God is omnipotent. If He is, nothing contrary to His will can occur; therefore when the sinner disobeys His commands, He must have intended this to happen.

    Bertrand Russell (2009). “The Basic Writings of Bertrand Russell”, p.51, Routledge
  • The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

    Bertrand Russell (1957). “Why I Am Not a Christian: And Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects”, p.158, Simon and Schuster
  • I once saw a photograph of a large herd of wild elephants in Central Africa Seeing an airplane for the first time, and all in a state of wild collective terror... As, however, there were no journalists among them, the terror died down when the airplane was out of sight.

  • Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.

    Bertrand Russell (2002). “The Selected Letters of Bertrand Russell: The Public Years, 1914-1970”, p.215, Psychology Press
  • Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

  • There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

    Bertrand Russell (2015). “The Conquest of Happiness”, p.28, Lulu Press, Inc
  • To be happy in this world, especially when youth is past, it is necessary to feel oneself not merely an isolated individual whose day will soon be over, but part of the stream of life flowing on from the first germ to the remote and unknown future.

    "The Conquest of Happiness" by Bertrand Russell, (Ch. 13), 1930.
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Bertrand Russell quotes about: Acceptance Accidents Achievement Acting Adventure Affairs Affection Age Aging Alcohol Anger Animals Anxiety Art Atheism Atheist Attitude Authority Being Happy Belief Benevolence Birth Birthdays Blasphemy Books Boredom Brothers Cars Certainty Change Character Charity Children Choices Christ Christianity Church Common Sense Communism Community Compassion Competition Confidence Conflict Consciousness Contemplation Country Courage Creativity Curiosity Death Decisions Democracy Desire Devil Devotion Difficulty Discipline Diversity Divorce Dogma Doubt Dreams Drinking Drunkenness Duty Dying Earth Economics Economy Education Effort Ego Elections Emancipation Emotions Enemies Energy Environment Envy Eternity Ethics Evidence Evil Evolution Excellence Excuses Exercise Existence Of God Eyes Failing Faith Famine Fate Fathers Fear Feelings Fighting Finding Yourself Free Will Freedom Funny Genius Giving Glory Goals God Goodness Gossip Gratitude Greatness Greek Growth Habits Happiness Happy Hate Hatred Heart Heaven Hell Heroism History Holiday Home Honesty Hope Human Nature Humanity Humility Husband Idealism Ignorance Imagination Impulse Injustice Innovation Insanity Inspiration Inspirational Integrity Intelligence Intuition Islam Joy Judgment Justice Justification Kindness Knowledge Labour Language Laughter Learning Libertarianism Liberty Life Literature Logic Loneliness Love Love And Fear Love Life Lying Madness Magic Mankind Marriage Math Mathematics Memories Metaphysics Mistakes Morality Motivational Mysticism Myth Nationalism Nature Neighbors Neighbours Nightmares Observation Opinions Overcoming Pain Palestine Parents Parties Passion Past Patriots Peace Perfection Persecution Philosophy Physics Plato Pleasure Politicians Politics Poverty Power Praise Prejudice Preparation Pride Prisons Progress Propaganda Property Prophet Prosperity Psychology Punctuality Purpose Quality Rage Rationality Reading Reality Regret Religion Respect Responsibility Romantic Love Satan School Science Science And Religion Security Simplicity Sin Skepticism Slavery Slaves Solitude Son Soul Spirituality Spring Struggle Study Stupidity Success Suffering Survival Teachers Teaching Terror Terrorism Theology Time Tolerance Torture Tradition Travel Truth Tyranny Uncertainty Understanding Universe Utility Values Victory Virtue Vision Waiting War War Of The Worlds Water Wife Wisdom Work Worry Worship Writing Youth

Bertrand Russell

  • Born: May 18, 1872
  • Died: February 2, 1970
  • Occupation: Philosopher