Pencil Sharpeners Quotes
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I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.
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Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.
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Just because a lot of people know something nominal doesn't make it important. A lot of people know what a pencil sharpener is, but that doesn't make it the most important invention of the 20th century.
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I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note cards, pencil and pencil sharpener. I throw around note cards and drink.
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I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me.
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Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.
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I am but a small pencil in the hand of a writing God
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I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And then the goal was: I want to see if 100 people buy my pencils. I just kept upping the benchmarks.
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Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper.
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I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
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A lot of songs you write are just for exercise - just pencil sharpeners.
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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
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On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush for the eraser and a pencil sharpener.
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