Parenthood Funny Quotes
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.
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I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.
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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
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If you can control your behavior when everything around you is out of control, you can model for your children a valuable lesson in patience and understanding... and snatch an opportunity to shape character.
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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
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If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
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Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child.
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent’s heart bared, beating forever outside its chest.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.
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Simply having children does not make mothers.
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Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, love or pride, were so deep and sharp that in the end they left you raw, exposed and yes, in pain. The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent's heart bared, beating forever outside its chest.
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I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.
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