Funny Women Quotes
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Funny women are honest women.
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I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
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Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
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I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm sorry, that's just wrong,' I tend to think she must be doing something right.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
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The best accessory for a woman - handsome man!
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Man has will, but woman has her way.
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I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
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The men liked to put me down as the best woman painter. I think I'm one of the best painters.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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My mother really was an extraordinary, inspirational, tough, cool, sexy, funny woman and that's the kind of woman I've always surrounded myself with. It's my friends, particularly my wife, who is not only smarter than and stronger than I am but, occasionally taller too. I think it all goes back to my mother. My father and my stepfather prized whit and resolve in the women they were with above all things. And they were among the rare men who understood that recognising somebody else's power does not diminish your own.
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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.
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From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
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I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind.
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It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Saying yes all the time won't make me Wonder Woman. It will make me a worn out woman.
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I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
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I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.
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