Funny Halloween Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Halloween that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
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There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
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Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night!
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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
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Never take candy from strangers.
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Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.
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Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
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Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.
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On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease.
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Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
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I put the costume on and said 'It's not very comfortable, but it looks amazing,' so it's all good.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.
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I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
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Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names.
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown
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Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
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After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.
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Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
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You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.
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Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve.... And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.
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I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
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One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
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On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.
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When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
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