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  • My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

    Family   Mom   Mother  
    Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.96, Fawcett
  • When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

    Book   Mean   Management  
  • I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

    Funny   Humor   Dark  
    1957 Alarms and Diversions,'There's A Time For Flags'.
  • Paperwork, cleaning the house, dealing with the innumerable visitors who come all through the day, answering the phone, keeping patience and acting intelligently, which is to find some meaning in all that happens-these things, too, are the works of peace, and often seem like a very little way.

    Phones   House   Acting  
  • The poet is at the disposal of the night. His role is humble, he must clean house and await its due visitation.

    Humble   Night   House  
  • Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

    Men   Making Love   Clean  
    "Joan Rivers on tour: Her bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes as she prepares for Royal Albert Hall gig" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. October 09, 2012.
  • I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

    Dirty   Men   House  
  • Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.

    Ann Oakley (1974). “Woman's work: the housewife, past and present”, Vintage
  • I think that we are in a very strange time, when everybody is thinking about what is going to happen, and everybody is kind of cleaning house a little bit. In the fashion world, we are doing something similar. We are taking the fake out and being a little bit more real and simple.

    Fashion   Real   Simple  
    Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
  • In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked around the house. Not hippie, but very free.

    Hippie   Sunday   Dancing  
    "Penélope Cruz: Her Allure Photo Shoot" by David Denicolo, www.allure.com. December 16, 2013.
  • I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness. And in their minds, they were in this terrible domestic rut

    Baby   House   Mind  
  • My first job was when I was about 12, cleaning houses in the afternoons for different elderly women in town. I hated it.

    Jobs   Elderly   House  
  • When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.

    Sue Grafton (2010). “"O" is for Outlaw”, p.180, Macmillan
  • My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

  • I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.'

    Tombstone   House   Want  
    "Former Texas Governor Ann Richards Dies at 73". www.foxnews.com. September 14, 2006.
  • What I'm hoping for is something that goes much, much further than the conservative enablers of dog-eat-dog capitalism putting on a puppet show of cleaning house. But that's probably not going to happen just yet.

    Dog   House   Puppets  
    Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. July 2, 2012.
  • The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.

    Men   Years   Long  
    Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.30, Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Things that come from the private sector are in abundant supply; things that depend on the public sector are widely a problem. We're a world, as I said in The Affluent Society, of filthy streets and clean houses, poor schools and expensive television.

    Source: www.progressive.org
  • At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.

    Life   Stress   House  
    Rose Macaulay (1926). “A Casual Commentary”
  • Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

    Mom   Children   Home  
  • My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

  • The washing of dishes does seem to me the most absurd and unsatisfactory business that I ever undertook. If, when once washed, they would remain clean for ever and ever (which they ought in all reason to do, considering how much trouble it is), there would be less occasion to grumble; but no sooner is it done, than it requires to be done again. On the whole, I have come to the resolution not to use more than one dish at each meal.

    Doe   Meals   Would Be  
    Nathaniel Hawthorne (2015). “The Complete Works of Nathaniel Hawthorne: Novels, Short Stories, Poems, Essays, Letters and Memoirs (Illustrated): The Scarlet Letter with its Adaptation, The House of the Seven Gables, The Blithedale Romance, Tanglewood Tales, Birthmark, Ghost of Doctor Harris… (Including Biographies and Literary Criticism)”, p.4138, e-artnow
  • Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.

  • I really feel like I haven't had a job. Playing [baseball] and then doing television. I watched my mom clean houses and stuff, so that's work.

    Mom   Baseball   Jobs  
  • If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

    Doors   House   Enemy  
  • When a new president comes in, a new president gets to clean house.

    House   President   Clean  
  • I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait.

  • More important than a clean house is a close family.

    House   Important   Clean  
  • When I made my Broadway debut, I was still cleaning houses, something I'd done since I went out on my own at 15.

    House   Done   Broadway  
  • I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying, 'She opened government to everyone.'

    "Former Texas Governor Ann Richards Dies at 73". www.foxnews.com. September 14, 2006.
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