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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
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Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?
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I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
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Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.
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Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.
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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
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Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
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Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.
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Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.
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Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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