W. C. Fields Quotes About Marriage
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It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
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I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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