Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes
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Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
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I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.
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You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
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Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.
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Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.
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...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
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Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!
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I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.
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Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!
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I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.
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Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.
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I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
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I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.
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Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world
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You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
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Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!
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What I love about podcasting is it's guerilla radio. I don't have to stick to anybody's protocol or format. I can operate my show just like I want to, but at the end of the day, it's just a can of audio whoopa**. My show is built to entertain.
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Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
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That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.
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Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.
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I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!
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I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.
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Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I'm "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and I didn't cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I'd never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.
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Everyone out here in Los Angeles is trying to do whatever to break into films. It is a tough industry to get into, kind of like pro wrestling in a lot of respects when you think about it.
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I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
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Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
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Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it
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And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
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You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.
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I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.
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