Steve Harvey Quotes
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We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.
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I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.
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I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
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My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.
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Your setback is just a setup for your comeback.
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I've always been this way. My father taught this to me. Here's the thing, you have to understand; the thing about having money: Money and fame don't change you, all it does is allow you to be more of who you are anyway.
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I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing, we know how it got missing.
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There's no such thing as luck. These are blessings. God endows them upon you. He makes you a blessing to become a blessing.
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I don't see the women as a problem. The women are doing all they can do. They're heading up households; they're single parents; they're breadwinners; they're the 'mamas,' they're the 'daddies,' they're the 'uncles.' They take the kids to school; they take them to doctors, you know? They take them to games. I see it all the time.
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God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.
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I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me.
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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
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The Lord saved my soul.
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I was raised by a mother who was a Sunday school teacher and a father who worked hard. Together they taught me to give back.
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You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.
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Men respect standards- get some!
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You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.
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I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.
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You have to pick your places to "step up" and you have you pick your spots. If you're just going to run out there, and, just be what/who you want to be, then you won't be that long.
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I’m not really a relationship expert but ... I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
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Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.
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My father was married to mother 'til the day he died, for over 64 years. He's why I kept trying to get the marriage thing right. All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.
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Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand.
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Everybody by your side ain't on your side
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People don't like to hear the truth out here cause the truth makes them think.
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Men respect women who have standards - get some!
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I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.
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Your career is what you're paid for. Your calling is what you're made for.
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But even in my darkest days I had faith it would turn around.
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