Ronald Reagan Quotes About Funny
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I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.
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I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.
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... a faceless mass, waiting for handouts.
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Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
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I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast
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All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
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Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
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We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
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What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
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One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.
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A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
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I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
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If you're explaining, you're losing.
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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
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History shows that when the taxes of a nation approach about 20 percent of the people's income, there begins to be a lack of respect for government.... When it reaches 25 percent, there comes an increase in lawlessness.
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I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.
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Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".
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It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
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Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border.
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They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.
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Until now has there ever been a time in which so many of the prophecies are coming together? There have been times in the past when people thought the end of the world was coming, and so forth, but never anything like this.
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... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.
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Please assure me that you are all Republicans.
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I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about.
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