Lewis Black Quotes About Morning
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I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
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There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
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Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.
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