Honore de Balzac Quotes About Funny
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In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady.
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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.
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When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.
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For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.
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