Frank Zappa Quotes About Funny
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
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Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
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There is no hell. There is only France.
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Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
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Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
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If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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