Authors
Topics
About
Authors
:
Choose...
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Topics
:
Choose...
0-9
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Quotes
›
Authors
›
E
›
Erma Bombeck
›
In general my children refuse to eat anything that
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
2222
← Prev
Next →
Topics
Children
Parenting
Family
Funny Parenting
My Children
Television
Raising Children
Refuse
Funny Parent
Kids
Funny
Related Authors
Dave Barry
Author
Jean Kerr
Author
Paul Laurence Dunbar
Poet
Ann Landers
Columnist
David Sedaris
Humorist
Fran Lebowitz
Author
Ambrose Bierce
Journalist
Andy Rooney
Writer
Bil Keane
Cartoonist
James Bovard
Author
Bennett Cerf
Publisher
John Lubbock
Banker
Helen Keller
Author
Phyllis Diller
Comedienne
Delia Ephron
Author
Rita Rudner
Comedian
William Congreve
Playwright
Hunter S. Thompson
Journalist
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Author
Phil Donahue
Film writer
Popular Topics
Past Failures
Terrible Things
Disdain
Cleansing
Miners
Perception Of Others
Democracy In The Middle East
Short Beauty
Pretension
Positive Focus
Early Spring
Unlucky
Sufficient
Spaghetti Sauce
Crash
Good Soldiers
Matter
Let Me Go
Rotary
Thinker
Authors
Topics
About Us
Contact Us
Terms
Privacy Policy